Chapter 1.5: Observations

The princess, or Alf as she was now called, made these observations on the long journey to the dwarfs' home in Drakemarsh:
  1. Flying is the most absolutely wonderful thing EVER
  2. Clouds are wet and not fun
  3. Dwarfs have uncommonly stinky farts
  4. ... Dragon farts are worse
  5. Dragon saddles could use some extra cushioning
  6. In-flight entertainment would be appreciated

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